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Country Wit by Aubrey Malone

Everyone likes the country, said Lillian Hellman.  If you own a waxed jacket and a pair of wellies, know all about fowl play and udder matters, then these quips and quotes on rural pursuits will be a breath of fresh air.

There again, as Kenny Everett pointed out, sometimes country life isn't so much tiptoeing through the tulips as slip-slopping through the cow shit.  This collection of witticisms will entertain and amuse, whether you're a countryside lover or reading about it from a metropolitan retreat.

Hardback.